Wedding Songs Fridays: Worst Wedding Song Ever?

Feb 3, 2012 by Pretty Clever Bride

So Pretty Clever Bride was cruising around the interwebs this morning, looking for cool ideas for wedding songs posts. What did she find? Candidates for the worst wedding song ever. A certain site for a certain DJ, who shall remain nameless, who posted these 3 little ditties as the top 3 wedding songs:

First, there was no date on this post. I mean when were these the top wedding songs? Two, seriously?

Now, I know that music is a very personal thing. And I’m not saying that these are catchy tunes. I like two out of the three (guess which two!). But I like them in a drinking beer by the pool sort of way, not in dancing a mine or anyone else’s wedding. I mean maybe that blushing bride is, in fact, a fast machine who keeps her motor clean, but that’s a topic best left for another occasion. Right? I say there are not the best wedding songs, but are in fact the contenders for the worst wedding song ever.

Then I thought, is there a more inappropriate song than these 3 for a wedding? Yes, yes there is. Ladies and gentleman, I present the absolute worst wedding song ever…

The incomparable Sir-Mix-A-Lot and Baby Got Back.

What song is your candidate for worst wedding song ever? What is absolutely, 100%, play-it-and-you-die on the list you gave your DJ? Let us know if the comments.